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Helloooo!

QOTC: What do you think could be done to improve the media?

AOQ: One of two: Either get rid of the freaking media or LET THEM MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS AND BE NICE AND DO THEIR WORK PROPERLY, IE. NOT SPREAD FALSE ACCUSATIONS AND RUMOURS AND DELIVER THE RIGHT MESSAGE.

COMMENT JOKES TO BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! CREDITS + DEDICATION WILL BE GIVEN!

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Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.

The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, "So, you were at school today, right?"

Son: "Yeah."

Detector: "Beep."

Son: "OK, OK, I was in a cinema."

Detector: "Beep."

Son: "Alright, I went for a beer with my friends."

Father: "What?! At your age, I wouldn't touch alcohol!"

Detector: "Beep."

Mother laughs: "Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!"

Detector: "Beep."









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