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QOTC: Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
AOQ: Always be 20 minutes early.
COMMENT JOKES TO BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! CREDITS + DEDICATION WILL BE GIVEN!
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An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured get back $1,000." Doctor "Young" who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. He went to Dr Geezer's clinic and this is what happened.
Dr Young: Dr Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?
Dr Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth.
Dr Young: "Aaagh! This is Gasoline!"
Dr Geezer: Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.
Dr Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Doctor Young: Oh no you don't, that's Gasoline!
Dr Geezer: Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.
Dr Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr Young: My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!
Dr Geezer: Well, I don't have any medicine for that so. Here's your $1000 back.
Dr Young: But this is only $500...
Dr Geezer: Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.
Moral of the story: Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer".
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