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QOTC: If you were held at gun point and told that if you didn't impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out?

AOQ: idk I'd probably dance to a song I have on my mind and then get killed BECAUSE I CAN'T DANCE EVEN IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT

COMMENT JOKES TO BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! CREDITS + DEDICATION WILL BE GIVEN!

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A teacher in a class noticed a cat and asked students who owns it. Jimmy stood up and said it was his. The teacher asked him why he brought the cat to the school. Jimmy replied, "I heard my dad saying 'I'm going to eat that pussy today' to my mom'. 









OMG NOOOO, I CAN'T

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