Sam: did you look at the picture of the cutting board?
Me: yes I did
Sam: I don't believe you, what was on it?
Me: a man
Sam: did he have genitals?
Me: wha--I didn't--what?

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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
HumorThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE