Sam: you be quite for a minuet, I swear to god if you talk
Me: ...
Sam: say something
Me: okay
Sam: oh, it started to do that slender man glitch thing
Me: fuck you Sam, shut the fuck up. I gotta pee now!!

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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
HumorThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE