Sam: dude is it true that you screwed my mom?
Me: you said, did the bitch come home yesterday

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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
UmorismoThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE
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Sam: dude is it true that you screwed my mom?
Me: you said, did the bitch come home yesterday