Me: Smash or pass, Hailey?
Sam: *no hesitation* pass
Me: I'd dodge that shit like the Matrix. Don't tell her I said that!
Sam: I'll tell her

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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
HumorThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE
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Me: Smash or pass, Hailey?
Sam: *no hesitation* pass
Me: I'd dodge that shit like the Matrix. Don't tell her I said that!
Sam: I'll tell her