112

9 1 0
                                    

Mom: here, try this *tries to feed me pizza*

Me: what...what kind is it?

Mom: it's just bacon

Me: okay *takes really tiny bite*

Oh...oh god, that tastes horrible!

Mom: it's pineapple bacon pizza

Me: *gags* you. Deserve. To. Die. Pineapple. Does.
Not. Belong. On. Pizza.

Weird Quotes (Book 3)Where stories live. Discover now