Mom: here, try this *tries to feed me pizza*
Me: what...what kind is it?
Mom: it's just bacon
Me: okay *takes really tiny bite*
Oh...oh god, that tastes horrible!
Mom: it's pineapple bacon pizza
Me: *gags* you. Deserve. To. Die. Pineapple. Does.
Not. Belong. On. Pizza.
YOU ARE READING
Weird Quotes (Book 3)
HumorThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE