Mom facebook feed: if you jogged as much as our mouth moves, you'd be in great shape!
Me: should I tag Aunty Rhonda?
Mom: oh my--no! Although it's true

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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
HumorThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE
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Mom facebook feed: if you jogged as much as our mouth moves, you'd be in great shape!
Me: should I tag Aunty Rhonda?
Mom: oh my--no! Although it's true