Sam: you should come live here so we can see shit together
Me: I actually think that thing follows me around
Sam: shut up

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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
ComédieThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE
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Sam: you should come live here so we can see shit together
Me: I actually think that thing follows me around
Sam: shut up