Me: nudes at 300
Sam: what!?
Me: *dying* I meant, smut! 😂
Sam: I wanna murder you sometimes. I almost said I want to marry you. Don't mind me I'm just a pedophile 😂

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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
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Me: nudes at 300
Sam: what!?
Me: *dying* I meant, smut! 😂
Sam: I wanna murder you sometimes. I almost said I want to marry you. Don't mind me I'm just a pedophile 😂