Character from book: I have a plan, make him jealous by pretending to date someone else
Me: *sips tea* who's gonna commit suicide first, the stupid cunt, the suicidal prick, or the "you know I'm gonna die already" bitch?
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Weird Quotes (Book 3)
ComédieThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE