Boyfriend of cousin: *sprinting ass to the first base*
*can't slow down in time*
*close lines himself on volleyball net*
-later that night-
Mom: *looks at his neck*
*gasps*
Oh my god, it's just a bunch of red lines!
YOU ARE READING
Weird Quotes (Book 3)
HumorThe goal is to get to 10 of these books, or to annoy people, either one is good enough Edit: EW EW EW EW DONT READ ITS LITERALLY SO CRINGE
