on the street
Taehyung: Jeon Jungkook!
Taehyung: Do you not know how to arrive at a coffee shop on time?
Jungkook: sorry hyung
Jungkook: I was sleeping over at a friend's house
Taehyung: oooooohhhhhh
Taehyung: was it Mr. 'He's Mine'?
Taehyung: I hope you used protection
Jungkook: Taehyung!
Taehyung: things like this are very important Jungkook-ssi
Jungkook: Whatever
Jungkook: can I just meet these hyung-nims please?
Taehyung: they're in the cafe
Taehyung: this way
Hoseok: Taehyung-ah!
Hoseok: is this the infamous Vagina Ripper?
Taehyung: You bet it
Jungkook: What the fuck have you been telling him Tae?
Taehyung: Jungkook!
Taehyung: how could you swear in front of your hyungs!
Hoseok: Taehyung-ah
Hoseok: You should stop
Jungkook: yeah, he's right
Jungkook: I'm Jungkook, nice to meet you
Hoseok: HI MY NAME IS JUNG HOSEOK BUT YOU CAN CALL ME HOSEOK HYUNG OR HOBI
Jungkook: ...
Hoseok: aren't you gonna shake my hand?
Jimin: oppa!
Jimin: look at you
Jimin: why are you scaring away your dongsaeng?
Jimin: I'm Jimin but Hobi always calls me Minnie
Jimin: I'd love to have you in our dance group!
Jungkook: ...
Taehyung: I think you broke him hyung
Jungkook: ...
Jungkook: wait.
Jungkook: your name is Hoseok
Hoseok: haha
Hoseok: I'm glad you heard the first time
Jungkook: you dance
Hoseok: if you didn't realise already
Hoseok: now, shake my hand you young'un
Jungkook: your boyfriend calls you oppa
Jimin: hobi likes it!
Jimin: if you have a problem, you're not welcome here
Jungkook: why does this all sound familiar?
Taehyung: Jungkook.
Taehyung: What are you talking about?
Jungkook: shit
Hoseok: what
Jungkook: I remember now
Jungkook: I know you
Hoseok: What do you mean?
Jungkook: Jung Hoseok, you son of a bitch.
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