calling Teenage Piece Of Shit
"oppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"what the fu-"
"heyyy"
"why the fuck am i not surprised?"
"oppa is so hot when he swears"
"wow"
"i never thought you'd text me Yoongi"
"let alone call"
"oppaaaaa!!"
"what?"
"you said my name wrong."
"nup."
"your friend namjoon said that you're min Yoongi, 24, from daegu"
"buh your naht allowed to call me yoongi."
"why?"
"you have to call me baby"
"..."
"i'm oppa's baby."
"..."
"bro, this oppa kink is biiiiiggggg"
"hobi liked it when i called him oppa"
"..."
"yoongi."
"no."
"baby."
"b-b-baby."
"yes oppa?"
"you are totally absolutely not allowed to call me oppa."
"but i luhv youuuuuuu"
"uhm."
"uh"
"b-b-but still."
"Call me daddy."
"okay?"
"kay. kay."
"where are you right now baby?"
"imathome"
"nu uh."
"daddy won't understand if you talk like that."
"home."
"why are you drinking at home?"
"you'll get really old quickly if you drink by yourself."
"emluhnly"
"what did i say before yoongi?"
"sorry daddy."
"..."
"you still didn't answer my question"
"..."
"yoongi?"
"i won't be calling you baby if you carry on with this."
"yoongi is lonely."
"..."
"i'm coming over."
A/N this chapter was previously something else but then i unpublished it because I thought I was going too fast. Anybody have any tips for me? What do ya'll think? I don't know what I'm doing.
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