calling Namjoon
Yoongi: Did you take me home from the bar yesterday?
Namjoon: Well good morning to you too Hyung
Namjoon: I had a good sleep yesterday, thanks for asking.
Namjoon: Jin's fine too if you wanted to know.
Yoongi: For Fuck's sake
Yoongi: Just tell me already.
Yoongi: My hangover is fucking killing me
Yoongi: I drank so much, I don't remember anything.
Yoongi: But I woke up on my couch and the only person with my house keys is you.
Namjoon: I don't think it's healthy to swear that much hyung.
Namjoon: But, just to let you know,
Namjoon: Yes, it was.
Yoongi: But I never told you I was going drinking
Namjoon: Your friend told me
Yoongi: You're my only friend
Yoongi: Discluding Jin
Yoongi: He acts too much like my mother.
Namjoon: I say friend but I'm pretty sure he hates you
Yoongi: What's new?
Namjoon: When he handed you over to me, he told me to ask you to never text him again.
Namjoon: Oh, he's also suing you if he fails school
Yoongi: Why the Fuck would some high school boy come get me from a bar?
Namjoon: I don't know hyung. Maybe you have a stalker.
Yoongi: I'm poor, boring and blunt. Why would anyone want something from me?
Namjoon: I'd say he was your admirer but you should've seen the way he spoke to me.
Namjoon: I still wonder why he helped you
Namjoon: You were wasted hyung.
Namjoon: You were smiling like an idiot.
Namjoon: You even kissed him goodbye
Namjoon: The poor boy looked so uncomfortable being pecked on the kiss by an ahjussi like you.
Yoongi: I DID WHAT?????
Yoongi: AND STOP CALLING ME AHJUSSI YOU BRAT!
Namjoon: You kept calling him Hoseok
Namjoon: You should have told me that you're still not over him
Namjoon: I would have come with you
Yoongi: And interrupt your precious time with Jin?
Yoongi: You know I'd never do that Joon
Namjoon: You're still my best friend Yoongi
Yoongi: And Jin's still your husband.
Namjoon: I could have brought Jin too.
Yoongi: And have me third-wheel?
Yoongi: Way to make me feel better Namjoon.
Namjoon: Sorry hyung.
Yoongi: Whatever
Yoongi: Go back to your boyfriend.
Yoongi: I have a mysterious high school boy I need to track down.
Namjoon: I can see it in the news.
Namjoon: The stalked becomes the stalker.
Yoongi: I don't have a stalker.
Yoongi: Fuck off.
Namjjon: I love you too hyung
Yoongi: Whatever
call ended with Namjoon
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