next morning yoongi's house
Yoongi: where are you going?
Yoongi: you're nearly ready
Jungkook: I guess my sleepyhead finally woke up
Jungkook: I'm want to join a dance group so I'm meeting up with the leader today
Yoongi: oh
Jungkook: what's wrong?
Yoongi: hoseok liked to dance
Jungkook: ...
Jungkook: I bet I dance better
Yoongi: haha
Yoongi: jealous?
Jungkook: ...
Yoongi: What?
Jungkook: You should laugh more when sober
Jungkook: it's sexy
Yoongi: ...
Yoongi: thanks
Jungkook: don't smirk like that
Jungkook: you're the bottom here
Yoongi: Yah!
Yoongi: don't you dare ruffle my hair
Yoongi: I would like to remind you that I'm older than you
Jungkook: I love you too!
Yoongi: hey!
Yoongi: don't you dare leave like this you brat
Yoongi: don't tell me he's gone already
Yoongi: Jeon fucking Jungkook
Yoongi: don't think that I can't hear that door close
Yoongi: urgh
Yoongi: making me wake up at like four in the morning
Yoongi: and then abandoning me
Yoongi: little shithead
Yoongi: I don't even think he locked the door properly.
Yoongi: fuck's sake
Yoongi: why is my kitchen clean for?
Yoongi: what the fuck is this?
Dear Yoongi,
I probably left you if you see this
I can't cook very well so I popped out to buy you a croissant and a black coffee
If you have a very bad hangover, please have the hangover soup I made ( attempted to with a recipe that I failed at using like 5 times) and put in the fridge last night. It really helps with headaches. My eomma told me that it's better than buying medicine.
If the soup makes you full, have a glass of milk and the croissant for lunch. It always makes me feel better
Much love,
Daddy Jungkook.
Yoongi: that motherfucker is two years old
Yoongi: who the fuck he calling daddy?
Yoongi: he still has milk and listens to his mother
Yoongi: pft
Yoongi: ...
Yoongi: I guess I'm a bit hungry...
Yoongi: might as well eat the food.
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