yoongi sat at the counter, bored. it was just him in the empty shop that day. the boy down the road had already picked up his daily bunch of lilies for his deceased mother and the only other person who had entered the shop was a desperate man who seemed to have forgotten his girlfriend's birthday.
he scoffed.
relationships were filled with such bullshit.
he didn't understand why people bothered.
his philosophy was kinda stupid though. his two best friends were happily married and had been together since high school. they'd bought a house near the sea and now namjoon and jin were happier than ever.
it might've been because yoongi was jealous being all alone. but whatever, couples could go fuck themselves.
(and each other)
his phone dinged in his pocket.
Unknown: Hey
Unknown: it was nice fucking you
read 10:23am
yoongi vaguely remembered the guy from last night. he hadn't thought that the other would message him so quickly. not even the day after, but the morning.
Yoongi: you're such a hoe lmfao
***
jungkook walked out of class, tired. it had been a successful lesson since all his students had now gotten a good grip of the choreography for the new song they were learning.
now it was lunch-time.
he headed to the office to gather his things so he could buy his lunch but he paused when he saw the text message he had received.
Slut With The Lily White Ass: you're such a hoe lmfao
sent 10:25am
his brows shot up as he slumped down in his office chair, irritated. lunch forgotten, he quickly typed in his response.
Jungkook: e x c u s e
Jungkook: y o u
Jungkook: you're the one who replied to me 2 minutes after i texted you.
read 12.02pm
Slut With The Lily White Ass: but you started it
Jungkook: wtf you mean bro
Slut With The Lily White Ass: nobody texts their one night stand the morning after they fuck.
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