juu ichi

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Taehyung: Hobi Hyung.


Hoseok: What is it Tae?


Taehyung: wow

Taehyung: you replied fast


Hoseok: you used caps


Taehyung: what do you mean i used caps?

Taehyung: why is everyone mentioning my use of caps??????????


Hoseok: you only use caps when you're being (mildly) serious


Taehyung: don't gettit


Hoseok: go read your first message

Hoseok: then compare it to your other texts


Taehyung: oH


Hoseok: so what brings you calling


Taehyung: ***texting


Hoseok: get to the point tae


Taehyung: i have this dongsaeng called Jungkook

Taehyung: a bit of an asshole

Taheyung: but a friend nonetheless


Hoseok: 'nonetheless'

Hoseok: why are you being so sophisticated today?


Taehyung: because I lost a game of overwatch.


Hoseok: good on you

Hoseok: you were saying


Taehyung: so this friend

Taehying: jeon fucking jungkook


Hoseok: so his parents named him 'fucking'


Taehyung: yeah

Taehyung: so he could understand how he was born


Hoseok: Should have been Jeon Vagina Ripper Jungkook then ;)


Taehyung: lololololololol

Taehyung: but we should leave his name alone


Hoseok: wow

Hoseok: first time i've seen you stop teasing first


Taehyung: dudes my best friend

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