Taehyung: Hobi Hyung.
Hoseok: What is it Tae?
Taehyung: wow
Taehyung: you replied fast
Hoseok: you used caps
Taehyung: what do you mean i used caps?
Taehyung: why is everyone mentioning my use of caps??????????
Hoseok: you only use caps when you're being (mildly) serious
Taehyung: don't gettit
Hoseok: go read your first message
Hoseok: then compare it to your other texts
Taehyung: oH
Hoseok: so what brings you calling
Taehyung: ***texting
Hoseok: get to the point tae
Taehyung: i have this dongsaeng called Jungkook
Taehyung: a bit of an asshole
Taheyung: but a friend nonetheless
Hoseok: 'nonetheless'
Hoseok: why are you being so sophisticated today?
Taehyung: because I lost a game of overwatch.
Hoseok: good on you
Hoseok: you were saying
Taehyung: so this friend
Taehying: jeon fucking jungkook
Hoseok: so his parents named him 'fucking'
Taehyung: yeah
Taehyung: so he could understand how he was born
Hoseok: Should have been Jeon Vagina Ripper Jungkook then ;)
Taehyung: lololololololol
Taehyung: but we should leave his name alone
Hoseok: wow
Hoseok: first time i've seen you stop teasing first
Taehyung: dudes my best friend

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