Yoongi: who the fuck is this
Yoongi: and why the fuck are you saved as DADDY <3
sent 8:03am
DADDY <3: Jeon Jungkook baby
DADDY <3: but you weren't calling me that last night ;)
Yoongi:wtf happened last night
DADDY <3: i found out how kinky you are
DADDY <3: i guess drunk people really don't lie baby
Yoongi: i'm not your baby
DADDY <3: whatever
DADDY <3: it's not like we did anything
DADDY <3: or did we ;) ;) ;)
DADDY <3: anyhoo
DADDY <3: when i was over
DADDY <3: you fell asleep
DADDY <3: so i checked your phone
Yoongi: wtf
DADDY <3: 'Teenage Piece Of Trash'
DADDY <3: is that really what you saved me as?
DADDY <3: i'm still not over it
DADDY <3: anyhooha
DADDY <3: i couldn't punish you for being a naughty boy
DADDY <3: so i changed the name
DADDY <3: and left
Yoongi: and you didn't take anything?
DADDY <3:no
DADDY <3: i mean
DADDY <3: i tooka Yakult from the fridge on my way out
DADDY <3: but that's not much
Yoong: don't you dare
Yoongi: ever touch my Yakult ever again
Yoongi: bitch
DADDY <3: ***daddy
DADDY <3: it's chill
DADDY <3: i got you more when i went grocery shopping
Yoongi: wdym??????????
DADDY <3: sigh
DADDY <3: it's past eight
DADDY <3: i'm late for school
DADDY <3: so why the fuck has you not eaten your breakfast yet?
Yoongi: yah
Yoongi: fetus people should not swear
DADDY <3: check your fridge
DADDY <3: you old man
Yoongi: i thought i was your 'baby'
DADDY <3: CHECK THE GODDAMNED FRIDGE
Yoongi: WHAT THE FRICK FRACK MIX MAX TICK TACK STICK STACK IS GOING ON?
Jungkook: um
Yoongi: one should not swear in front of a fetus
Yoongi: but ignoring that
Yoongi: why on earth is my fridge full?
Yoongi: i see bacon
Yoongi: baCoN
DADDY <3: i think you mean Beekhyun ;) ;)
Yoongi: that was cheap
DADDY <3: ik
Yoongi: but why?
DADDY <3: because your fridge was empty that's why
DADDY <3: and you're so skinny, you might get drunk and snap in half
DADDY <3: and it's what i'd do for any friend
DADDY <3: especially ones who get drunk all the time and only text me on booze
read 8.15am
DADDY <3: yoongi?
Yoongi: Thank You.
DADDY <3: next time,
DADDY <3: keep your spare key somewhere less predictable
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