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ni juu san

calling hobi hyung

Hey Tae.

Hobi hyung, you know I really love you right?

What do you want Tae?

I mean, you're always doing stuff for me 

And you look after me

You're a really good hyung.

I just called to let you know that.

You called me at 8am, 

The day I don't have work,

To confess your profound love for me?

Sorry bae

But I'm already taken.

Of course.

I knew you'd choose the Jibooty over me.

I thought what we had was strong.

I thought our friendship would last forever.

I guess I was wrong.

We're not what I thought we were.

Um, okay?

I considered you family!

But... I guess you've left me now.

What the fuck Tae.

Please get on with what you want to say.

I'm sleepy and I don't wanna wake up Jimin.

Ooooooohhhhh.

Did you get some booty yesterday hyung?

Yes.

 I did actually.

Jealous?

...

Okay.

...

That stung.

Well, I want to get back to my lovely boyfriend so I'll just hang u-

WAIT, HYUNG!

Did you finally decide to get the point?

Yeah.

So, spill.

igotmyselfstuckinjailandineedsomeonetopickmeup

You what?

Can you pick me up?

From where?

Um...

If it's far, I'm not coming.

I'm at the police station...

Where's Jungkook?

Tell him to do it.

I lost him.

At the party.

He's probably more hungover than I am.

In some bush or something.

So you're telling me,

You took an underage friend to a party,

lost him, 

and then ended getting arrested because you went batshit crazy or something.

I think.

Ya think?

Did you even consider Jungkook in this equation?

I mean...

If my plan works, 

then he'll be with Yoongi right now.

What do you mean?

I dared him to call Yoongi hyung and ask him out.

then he disappeared somewhere.

And like they say,

Two plus two makes three,

so he's probably at Yoongi hyung's house.

Four.

What?

Two plus two is four.

To-may-to.

To-mah-to.

...

So are you coming?

I've already left the house.

call ended with hobi hyung