Jungkook: so...
Friend: ah hey
Jungkook: bro you good?
Jungkook: you sound off
Friend: when tf did we become bros
Jungkook: okay shit i was wrong
Jungkook: you've returned to your usual dickhead self
Friend: jeez thanks bitch
Jungkook: i missed you hyung
Jungkook: it's been two weeks.
Friend: vgushcjkxnku
Friend: since when you so nice?
Jungkook: since i realised how important you are to me
Friend: oof
Friend: dw i'm having house problems smh
Friend: imma have to move out my appartment soon
Jungkook: oo are you excited
Friend: um, nope
Friend: ive been with my appartment for nearly a decade dude
Friend: why tf would i wanna move out
Jungkook: oh
Jungkook: wait so why are you moving out?
Friend: cos i'm poor lol
Friend: and my rent feels the need to get higher every year
Jungkook: i'm sorry :(
Jungkook: what do you work as tho?
Friend: i'm a florist
Jungkook: uwu bottom vibes
Friend: wtf
Friend: hunky ass doms can work in flower shops bro
Friend: stfu
Jungkook: uwu but you're smol
Friend: damn i should've turned up to the event just to slap you
Jungkook: we would've ended up fucking instead ;)
Friend: im-
Jungkook: turned on?
Friend: WHAT?
Jungkook: uwu did you get flustered bby
Friend: kvcsfjx
Friend: fuck off
Jungkook: this time i'm getting the last word
Jungkook: bye bitch
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