The Mystery Of Spiderus [ON HOLD]

Chapter 5: Fun With Crayons

Spiderus Note: I attached some good fan art, download it.

I drove home without a single other person human homo sapian in my large, modern, orange mechanical vehicle. I had sharp pains in my chestical area. I was unsure if I was happy about the past events. When I said the thing about the mashed vegetables and dye, I DIDN'T MEAN HER HAIRS!!! But at least I could leave her in the 'Hairdressers'. And as for Marshall, he wanted to go to some Asexual Caterpillar Strip Club. So I could Finlass-ally be one lone Spiderus once again. When I arrived at my homely building, I decided to eat my Adolescent Gorilla Pudding. However, despite the Gorilla soul inside of me, I felt surprisingly lonely. So, I went to the telephone box, and dialled 9876566636. This was the code for my good friend Jesauce. Luckily, she answered the phone.
"Yello. Vat is it?" Jesauce spoke into the phone. I loved it when my eardrums played her sharp, crisp voice once again.
"It is I, the graceful spider Spiderus. I was curious as to if you wish to stop by my home, and connect spiritually, specifically,  through food, crayons and video games" I replied to her.
"I see. Vell, I'll goh now. Bye"
"Good evening, ma'am". I placed the phone down, and dragged a wooden chair to the window. I sat.
In six minutes, 22 seconds and 13 milliseconds, Jesauce arrived in her purple-felt vehicle. I greeted her at the front door, "Good evening Jesauce."
"Yello, Spiderus"
"Come inside, I have a special gift for you", I spoke as we crawled to the kitchen table. I loved to see her plump, red spider body once again. We sat down onto our wooden chairs, slowly sipping the gifts we gave to each other ( Yes, we both gave each other Turtle pis, we know each other so well) spoke directly at each other for seven hours, discussing relations between Sonic Forces, and the Australian governments and church. When the conversation was finalised, we lifted ourselves off of our chairs. "Follow me, I shall display my crayon collection to you" I excitedly announced to my good old friend. We waddled into my secret crayon collection, which was hidden under the kitchen. This was because I would not like Marshall to find out about it, as I am unsure how his emotions will chemically react to all the colours (considering he's asexual and all), so he shall not know about this hobby of mine. I watched Jesauce's red, plump body waddle down into the room. Her pupils, I observed, were quite taken back by all of the rare, expensive, limited edition and lost crayons in my last collection. "Yu havve so many unique cvayons. Only 3 Pooberty Red crayons were evver veleesed. Ve Puss Gold vun makes me jellis", Jesauce let out of her throat. I was pleased to own such an admirable collection.
"Let us creat the feeling of fun with these crayons!" I yelled in excitement. We spent many minutes using the crayons for weapons, music and more fun. Read my upcoming blog book for how to have more fun with crayons. Anyways, when we were done playing with the colouring instruments, we heard a big
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"Howdy mate, ya windows a lil broken, ey?"

Tune in next time!
A/N: I wasn't joking about the blog book. Spiderus has requested for me to inform you that it is coming soon!