Good evening, my name is Spiderus. This is and important PSA. Before this tale of magic, murder, sex, drugs, Smurfs, water, Eminem, hair, kids, love, words, and fun, I have a statement to make. The above picture is a comedic photograph taking the form of a "Meme" that has surfaced on the popular World Wide Web series "Comment Awards", presumably directed, created, edited, written, produced and uploaded by the user of the popular socialising media website of "YouTube". To start, I AM NOT Iggy Zalia!!!!!! She is an annoying tounge, with no personality, and her rapping is petty. Her Australian accent is like Ahhhh omg STOP YOU LITTLE LIKE BAH DID A KANGAROO KICK YOU IN THE THROAT OR YOU SO UPSIDE DOWN ON DOWN UNDER THAT YOUR THROAT CAME OUT YOUR MOUTH?!?!?? That was Spiderus making a statement about the rumours about how I am Iggy. Iggy? MORE LIKE POOGY!!!! I hope you enjoy my tales and adventures and discoveries.
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The Mystery Of Spiderus [ON HOLD]
MizahAn engaging novel of endless quality, brilliance and piZAZZZ! Miss Spider has gotten herself into a mystery involving murder, sex, Pikachu, drugs, Zelda, spiders, the wiggles, Eminem, evil, jail, her and FUN, needs help QUICKLY!!!
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