So this is kind of like an inside joke for me and my sisters. I'm not completely sure if it's true but it's head-canon for us that he's part French and yeah...just...don't judge, aight? 😂
I hope you enjoy our weirdness because this is everyday for us 😂
"(Y/N)!!!!!!!"
Your eyes slowly open to the scream of the familiar voice that belonged to the famous crazy scientist. You groaned as she slammed your door wide open, not realizing that it's freaking 4:00 am in the morning.
"What the hell, Hanji?! You know it's past slash early for curfew, right?!" You asked as glared at her with tired eyes.
"That's the problem! I can't find Shorty anywhere! I figured you were playing with his baget or something!"
You facepalmed with both hands as you laid back down. "Hanji, it's too early for this! Go back to your lab! I'm sure he has a good reason for being up this early. He has insomnia, remember?" You asked.
"Yeah but his baget, (Y/n)! THE BAGET!!!" "Oh, my Walls, shut up about the baget! It's 4 in the fucking morning, if Erwin or Levi hear you, we're both fucked." You warned.
"But we're Squad Leaders! We can be loud! Now do me a favor and-" "Don't you dare finish that sentence!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS YELLING GOING ON?! AM I GOING TO HAVE TO KICK SOMEBODY'S ASS THIS EARLY?!"
"WE'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR BAGET, LEVI!" Hanji screamed back. "I CURSE THE DAY MORNING PEOPLE WERE CREATED! GET OUT OF MY ROOM BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT MYSELF!"
"My "baget"?! What the fuck?! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MINDS?!" He shouted. "I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT! SHE IS! IM TRYING TO GET HER OUT!" You shouted back.
"CAPTAIN AND SQUAD LEADERS! YOUR ASSESS BETTER BE BACK TO BED IN TEN SECONDS! THE CADETS WILL BE COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR ASSES IN TWO HOURS!" Commander Erwin's voice rumbled throughout the Headquarters.
Usually Levi would be the only one who sent fear down your spine, but all three of you could tell the Commander was angry with every single one of you.
"This is all your fault! Get out!" You kicked Hanji out as she cackled. Of course, she never took anything seriously. She'd be threatened to be fed to the Titans and she'd still out her life on the line.
You slammed your door on her way out and sighed in relief. "Aww, she ain't no fun!" You heard Hanji whine.
"She's not insanely crazy like you, she doesn't have insomnia like me, and she isn't a Commander like Erwin. She's almost normal." Levi countered.
"Hey! That's mean!" Hanji whined. You could hear him give his signature "tch". "Soooo Levi~"
"Yeah, yeah. I'll give her the "baget" later." "YAY!"
WHAT?!?!
Why must I make short stories?!? Ah, well! Hope you enjoyed it 😂👌
