The kinds of ideas my best friend and I get when we're sleep deprived 🤦♀️
Reader's Pov:
We were having nighttime training with Hanji and Moblit. Eren and I were partnered up for combat training when suddenly the Captain slung an arm around Eren's *ahem* torso while the commander slung an arm around my shoulders.
"I see my two hardest working soldiers are at it again tonight!" The Commander said. "Here brats, have some whiskey!" Levi lazily put a whole bottle of whiskey into Eren's hands.
"Um, Ms. Hanji!" Armin called, noticing the situation." Aw, lighten up, cadet! You've been training your pretty little ass off, you might as well be 80!" The Commander said as he noticed me flinch under his breath.
"Excuse me, Sir?!"
"Levi! Erwin! What are you doing here?!" Hanji ordered. They finally let us go and I collapsed onto Eren due to all the stench of alcohol.
"We were just having a chat with Eren and (Y/n) here, that's all." Levi replied coolly.
Hanji arranged her glasses before looking at the two of us. "Eren, take (Y/n) out of here. She doesn't look so good. I'll take care of these guys."
"What are you gonna do, Section Commander?" Moblit asked. "Oh nothing, just knock them out is all. How about a story about Sawney and Beane?!"
Erwin and Levi: ZZZzzzz
Hey! I know it was short, but it was one of those stories where it was a short funny story, ya know? Anyway! Hope you enjoyed!
