CALL SOMEONE I NEED HELP BREATHING 😂😂
PS: Hints of Levi x Reader because why not? 😂
Levi's Pov:
Erwin was sound asleep in his bed after our fight about how I didn't need to be such a clean-freak.
I took the shaving supplies over to the nightstand and began shaving his eyebrows off. Tch. 'Quit being a clean-freak'. This will show him how much of a clean-freak I can be.
Reader's Pov:
All the cadets were half asleep today. Want to know why? Commander Erwin and Captain Levi were having some sort of argument last night. It kept every single one of us up until about 3 when they finally shut up and went their separate ways.
So instead of eating, we were pretty much falling asleep. That was, until Captian Levi marched into the Mess Hall with his usual stoic face.
"Oi! What are you doing sleeping on the dirty tables? Eat, you dirty pigs!" He ordered.
We all immediately stood up and saluted to him. "Yes, sir!" And then we walked off to get our breakfast.
I sat back down next to my place next to Armin and in front of Eren, and Eren examined my face closely as I tore up the piece of bread to eat it.
"You look like hell, (Y/n)." Eren noted. "Thanks, Eren. I don't sleep in the basement unlike you. Take a look at Armin and Mikasa." I said.
He takes a look at them and realized they looked like me. "Damn, was it really that bad?" Eren asked. "I couldn't concentrate on my book..." Armin whined.
"I almost punched a wall." Mikasa added. "That's usual for you, Mikasa." I said.
"LEVI!!!!"
We all halted in our eating activities before hesitantly looking at our Captain. He was casually sitting in his usual spot, sipping his tea in his special way.
The Mess Hall doors were suddenly slammed open, and the cadets who were drinking their orange juice (including me) spit it out when they realized what happened to their Commander.
His bushy eyebrows were completely shaved off! He looked like an actual potato!
I was coughing up a storm while Eren was wiping the orange juice I spit on him. Mikasa and Armin were laughing at the Commander, however.
"Maybe this will teach you some hygeine." Captain Levi said before taking another sip of his tea.
"You suck so hard!" Commander Erwin scowled. All of the cadets' eyes widened at the Commanders uncomposed state.
"That's what (Y/n) told me last night." Captian Levi smirked.
Everyone turned towards me, and I slowly ducked underneath the table while becoming flustered. "I am not here." I muttered
"Do not bring Cadet (L/n) into your roastings, Levi! Your hygiene obsessions have gone too far!"
"You're just upset because I pranked you. Four eyes should be able to grow your eyebrows back in no time." Captian Levi said with boredom.
"Shorty! Did you-" Hanji ran into the room due to the sound of her name, only to burst out laughing. Commander Erwin scowled before walking out of the Mess Hall. "This is not over!"
Sorry it's short but oh my god this is kinda funny 😂
Eren: Ugh..my poor face!
Levi: Ugh...the mess..
Me: Ugh...the story is ruined 🙄
