Video above gave me inspiration 😂 and yes, it is dirty 😂
And please note I will change up the words a bit, but all credit goes to the creator of the video!
Levi will be OOC...obviously..and I'll make it work I promise 😂👌
Btw, if a fanfic does not have a tag, they were requested from either HorseArtist258 or lukebryangirl555 aka my stalkers 😂
And this will most likely will be cringey like all my fanfics so don't be be surprised, because this is like my second ever Yaoi sooo 😂
Enjoy!
Eren's Pov:
I was in Hanji's lab as she running a few tests on me for my Titan abilities. I was holding my arm out as she was drawing out the blood.
I sighed once she took the needle out. The needle wound immediately healed due to one of my abilities and I lowered my exhausted arm. "All right! I'll just run tests on this and-!"
There was a sudden slam to the lab door, which grabbed our attention. We looked over and saw Captain Levi in anger. Well, that's nothing new. What was new was that he was actually breaking a sweat.
"Hey, Shorty! Just in time! I was about to begin running these tests on Eren's blood!" Hanji greeted enthusiastically.
Captain Levi went to the mini fridge that Hanji had in her lab and grabbed what he assumed what was a bottle of water. "What tests?" He asked before taking a drink. "Levi! Don't-!"
He began coughing up the drink as he glared at Hanji. "What is this?" He asked. She laughed nervously. "Uh, well, I was gonna give it to Eren during one of our experiments just for the fun of it...but...Nitrous Oxide..." (An: I don't know of they actually do this, just go along with it, okay? Okay XD)
Both me and the Captain booked at her with shocked expressions. "You were going to give Eren laughing gas while he was Titan?! Have you lost your damn mind, Shitty Glasses?!"
"Well I was going to give him the gas while he was still human, Shorty! The effects would take place while he was a Titan! I'd just thought it'd be a funny thing to see!" Hanji defended.
The Captain clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth in response. "Get out. I don't want you see me like this. Knowing you, you'll spread every detail."
Hanji whined before hesitantly walking out of her lab. "I'll be back in an hour! The gas should wear off by then! And it shouldn't be as bad as other people since you are so dull!"
Hanji then ran out of the lab before Captain Levi could insult her again or even worse. I was about to take my leave before he called me out.
"Oi, Eren. Where are you going?" He asked.
I give him a look of confusion. "Uh, I'm leaving, sir? You did tell us to leave, right?" I asked.
"No, I told her to leave. I never said anything about you. I'd appreciate it if you'd stick around and make sure I don't break any part of my body while I'm under this gas." He told me. "Uh, yes, sir." I responded.
I backed away from the door and went back to my original seat, which was the lab table, pretty much.
Being alone with Captain Levi for a full hour, huh? The only time that has happened is during training, and that's only painful memories. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a slight crush on him, but, come on, with Mikasa on my ass all the time? I can't admit things like this so suddenly! I'm lucky I get this time with him.
"Oi, Eren." Captain Levi's voice brought me out of my thoughts. "Yes, sir?" I asked. "Did our training the other day screw up your body in any way?" He asked.
"Hah?!" Of for Wall Maria's sakes, get your head out of the gutter for once in your life! The Captain is going under the laughing gas!
"Oh! Um, well...to be honest...my back has been out of place for the past few days..." I admitted.
He nodded and stretched his arms. "Come over here, Eren." He stated.
"Hah?!" I asked. He rolled his eyes. "I said "come over here, Eren". Am I already that hard to understand?" I blushed slightly to where it wasn't noticeable. "N-No, Sir. I think I need to have Ms. Hanji check my hearing, that's all." I partially lied. He wasn't hard to understand, I just didn't need Hanji to check my hearing.
I walked over to the Captain and stood in front of him, but not too close, knowing how much he likes his personal space.
He rolled his eyes and turned me around with my back pressed against his chest. "Now if we just rotate your back into position..."
I felt something pop in my back, which caused me to fall to the ground due to being weak from the sound. I realized that the Captain actually had a hold of my legs while he was in a sitting on the ground against the wall and my upper body was on the ground...in between his legs. Ignoring that, continuing on. "Oh, there we go." And did I hear a crack on the way down?
Taking into consideration that the gas was in full effect, I relaxed my words a bit with him. "Did I just break your back?" I asked.
"No no no. I just went down on my shelf...ew...tch. Wait a minute." I moved off of him as I begin laughing. "Can we talk about your shelves?"
"Wait a minute...Let me fix that a little..." Captain Levi said thought as I continued laughing while laying on my back. "Ah! I did this purposely!" He claimed before climbing on top of me. Well this escalated quickly.
As he sets himself on top of me, we heard something crack. "Oh..." We both said simultaneously. "-my god. What the hell is breaking?" I asked.
"Was that your penis?" He asked me. "I don't know!" What kind of response is that? Of course I would know! "Wait, something's poking me.." I stated.
"That...may be...my...penis.." What the hell? Why are we talking about each other's penises? Wait...is he moving closer?!
"Sorry, I can't control my feelings for you."
His soft, smooth lips locked with mine. My eyes widened at the kiss before I relax and respond to the kiss.
I pull his upper body closer to me as he pushes his tongue into my mouth.
We heard someone clear their throat which caused us to pull away from each other and look at who our visitor is. Mikasa? Why was she here? Neither of us cared. Instead, Captain Levi, who will now be known as Levi, flipped her off before continuing our kiss.
Meh? Meh. Would you guys believe me if I said I wrote half of this while getting my hair done? 😂
