Snotlout Gets the Axe

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 We were training for when we fight against the dragon hunters. Spitelout came saying there was a union tomorrow between the Jorgensons and the Hoffersons. "Thank goodness i don't have to go to this ridiculous--" Astrid got caught off. "Oh Astrid your parents want you to represent the Hoffersons." Spitelout said. Hiccup and i laughed. Then he said we needed to represent the Haddocks. He also said he was counting on Snotlout to bring the ceremonial axe to the wedding. The next day we were on our way to deliver the axe. But he dropped it. We managed to find it.....attached to a dragon. The dragon got away and Snotlout went after it. When we found it, he said we were going to Break Neck Bog and we were going to train some Smothering Smoke breaths. "Can i just remind everyone that Smothering Smoke breaths cannot be trained." Astrid said once we got there. "Maybe, but they love metal and may be my only hope of getting that axe back." Snotlout said and went in. We managed to get them to follow us to the armor wing. Nightshade growled worriedly. "I know, i got a bad feeling to." I said. When we got them there they started tearing the metal off the Armor wing. Snotlout got the axe back. I saw that the armor wing has no scales to protect itself. " Oh i knew this would be bad! Hiccup! The armor wing has no scales! That id why it uses the metal, to protect itself!" I said. "The smoke breath's think the armor wing is one giant peace of metal, we can let them tear it off the armor wing, it'll be defenseless." Hiccup said. "So what do we do?" Snotlout asked. "Follow me." Hiccup said. We all got metal. "We have to fly it through the armor wing's blasts." He said. "We have to what?!" Astrid and i said. We welded it into one big peace of metal and the Smoke Breaths took that. We helped the Armor wing and went to the ceremony, but we were to late, and the place was a mess. Snotlout went to his dad. "I know what you are going to say dad, i messed things up again, and i let all the Jorgensons down, but you have no idea what i went through to get this here. I risked my life, my friends' lives and the love of my life's life fighting a giant torch breathing dragon just for this stupid thing. And if that's not good enough for you, then i guess i'm not good enough. I said it, so here is your stupid axe and sorry about the ceremony." He said. "What in Thor's name are you talking about Boy-oh? The isn't going to be a ceremony, a brawl broke out at the feast, it is a good thing you didn't get the axe here earlier, it would have gotten ugly. I knew i could count on you. Now if we are all done here i have 400 boars to return. And (Y/N), welcome to the family." Spitelout said. "He knew he could count on me!" Snotlout said. "Why wouldn't he? You're his son." I said, and kissed his cheek. We went back to the edge. Tuff said he accidentally married Ruff and Fishlegs. "Uh tuff hate to break it to you, but you can't preform ceremonies." Astrid said. "Yeah, you never completed your course because the officiator jumped off a cliff half way through your first lesson."I said. "That was funny." Snotlout said. When Fishlegs found out he was really happy. "Well one thing's clear, no Hofferson will ever marry a Jorgenson."Hiccup said. "True but a Haddock just might, right (Y/N)?" Snotlout said. "Maybe." i said. We all went to bed soon after.


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