"Yellow!! Orangutan boy, What's up???"
"Hey Big Sizzle! Looks like you did add my number into your phone. I knew you love me "
"Stop calling me that! And nope, I don't love you "
"Hmm.....Whatever floats your boat . And your nickname is awesome. I like it!"
"I don't like it, I love it, love it, love it, uh oh. So good it hurts, I don't wa--"
"STOP!!! My innocent ears! Did you audition for Animal Idol? You sound like a dying whale."
"Stop being so dramatic."
"I better go purify my ears with holy water before it gets infected."
"Yeah yeah. Why don't you go purify it with some gasoline? Then set fire to your ears??? You'll definitely clean them. Then when you die, I'll come and do a belly dance on top of your coffin. "
"Wow. That's sca--"
"Maybe if I feel generous, I might bring two chicken legs to hold as my pom-poms "
*beep beep*
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"That's creepy....."
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