Stalker Girl [COMPLETED]

6. STALKING AND PARTYING

A/N- 1st in Conversation (8th July 2018) Thank you!!!
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"Hey" *yawns*

"Oh wow. I can smell your breath through the phone. And it ain't nice."

"Shut up. Why did you call me???"

"Why? Can't I talk to my Little Broccoli??"

"Broccoli?? Really??....... ohhh it rhymes "

"No shit Sherlock"

"Don't taint my pure soul with your swearing, Orangutan boy"

"Says the woman who advised me to burn myself, and then offered to do a belly dance on top of my coffin. "

"......"

"I'm so tired!!!!!! And hungry!!!!! I want pizza!!!! "

"I could bring some lunch and drop it off at your house if you give me your address......"

"Oh hell no!!! I don't want some 60 year old rapist going around my neighborhood dropping food and running after little girls. "

"Excuse me. But this '60 something year old rapist' is a college student who is 21 and VERY hot. He was trying to be nice to his friend, who by the looks of it, is actually a stalker going around calling innocent boys and trying to seduce them. TRYING being the key word here. "

"You're annoying."

"I try."

"Oh. I almost forgot... are you... um.. coming to watch the.. Football game tomorrow???"

"I'm not sure.... I have work tomorrow. Why??"

"I'm playing tomorrow."

"YOU PLAY FOOTBALL??? What position do you play??"

"Owww my ears! I'm th-oh you're very cunning. I'm not telling you. You'll know who I am"

"Uhhh you're such a party pooper"

"Nope. I'M THE PARTY ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Party rock is in the houuuse tonight.. everybody just have a GOOD tiiimeeee na na na na na naaaa na naaa I can't remember the lyrics but I'm having a good timeee "

"Wow... you don't even know the lyrics. Shame Shame Shame!!!!

*beep beep*

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"He's so mean."

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