"Hey! I'm unable to come to the phone right now. Probably because I'm busy, lazy or I'm trying to avoid Aaron. But leave me a message. I'll get to you soon. But if you are Aaron, forget it! I'm not talking to you. I don't talk to gummy bear thieves. To Aaron... THOSE WERE MY GUMMY BEARS!!! HOW DARE YOU EAT MY GUMMY BEARS. I'LL COME AND STAB YOU IN THE EYES WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. THEN I'LL REMOVE IT AND FEED IT TO THE DUCKS AT THE PARK."
"Hey... um... Orangutan boy? What's up? Are you alright? You haven't called in three days. Please talk to me. It's so boring without you..... um ok.. bye!!! "
*BEEP BEEP*
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"Uh! Why do I miss his stupid sexy voice? I'm going insane."
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Question of the weekMilkshakes 🍹
Or
Smoothies 🍹
Such a hard question! Probably smoothies.
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