VGW Table For 3

Episode 7: Da Squad

VGW Table For 3
Episode 7: Da Squad (Melchard Caranto, Rick C and Noah C)

Melchard: What's up, guys?

Rick: Well hello, handsome!

Noah: Shut up, Rick.

Rick: Shut up, Noah!

All three laugh.

Melchard: So, boys, Psychosis Factor's coming up, and we've all got matches.

Rick: YUUUSSSSS!!

Melchard: So, Rick? Why did you choose Dean Freeman to challenge for your Extreme Championship?

Rick: Well, I think he deserves an opportunity, especially after his run-in with Negan.

Noah: Yeah, both of the Lone Wolves deserve opportunities.

Rick: Mm-hmm. Me and Dean will face off in a Glorious Domination match.

Melchard: What the fuck is that?!

Rick: It's a 2 out of 3 falls, falls count anywhere extreme rules match. It shall be.....GLORIOUS!!

Noah: Not as glorious as me beating Ronin Kevlar's ass in that 6-man tag match.

Rick: And Paul Collins is their third guy?

Noah: Doesn't matter. He'll just get a preview of the beating he'll get at the 20th Anniversary show for his Global Title!

Melchard: If he still has the title by then. My fatal 4-way match is for #1 contendership for that title at Ruck Fules! in May.

Rick: Ooooh!!

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Noah: So, Chard, tell us about LWF and how it started.

Melchard: It was originally just a promotion for the Loud House characters. All that changed when I met Rick. He helped open the door for more wrestlers to come in and now LWF is bigger than I could've imagined.

Rick: Yeah, you even had an incredible Mixed Match Challenge!

Melchard: Yeah, so what'd you guys think?

Noah: It was fantastic!

Rick: Fantastic! Still wish Cake and Sierra would've won, but that's just me.

Melchard: (laughs) Well, they were definitely the team stole the show.

Rick: Exactly.

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Rick: So, speaking about Ronin Kevlar, I think a lot superstars did better in the CAW leagues after some repackaging.

Noah: Yeah.

Rick: I think it all started when Status have Kevlar a new attire in VGW and then me and Noah pushed for a complete overhaul for his character.

Noah: But some of them couldn't be saved, like the McCabe brothers.

Rick: Oh, God! Don't remind me!

Melchard: Who do you guys think could use a redo?

Noah: Liam Iscooby Doo.

Rick: Scooby Doo!

Noah: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

All three laugh.

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Rick: So, VGW....where do you guys think it's going? Status keeps saying that it won't last too much longer.

Melchard: Uhh, I don't know. VGW was the birthplace of CharTasha. It'd be a shame if it, all of a sudden, ended.

Noah: Oh, my God. Status isn't ending VGW!

Rick: How do could you be so sure?

Noah: I don't know.

Rick: I hope Status isn't ending VGW. I owe a lot to VGW, especially for the rise of my creations and their careers.

Noah: Yeah, mine too.

Melchard: I know, right. Well, boys, let's toast to the continued success of CAW.

All three raise their glasses, then sip their drinks.

Noah: Oh, my pussy is so tight right now...

Melchard: Oh, my God!

Rick: Oh, God, Noah! What are you drinking?

Noah: MOUNTAIN DEEEEEEWWWWWW!!

Rick: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT STATUS QUO? WE ONLY DRINK COCA COLA IN HONOR OF THE HAWDCOWE HEWO!!!

Noah: FUCK YOU RICK! I GOT THIS FROM DEWEY RIDER! YOU DON'T TURN DOWN FREE MOUNTAIN DEW FROM DEWEY RIDER!!!

As Rick and Noah go back and forth, Melchard laughs uncontrollably.

THE END!