VGW Table For 3

Episode 11: Pittsburgh

Episode 11: Pittsburg (Robert "Cake" Squared, Lodestar Luminous, and Eddie "Rook" Checkmate)

All three arrive at the dinner table.

Lodestar: Wait. What is this?

Cake: This is Table For 3, silly!

Lodestar: I know that, but what's with this table?

Rook: What, you've never been in a fancy restaurant before?

Lodestar: Uhh, yeah, but do we really need a fancy restaurant? It's just us.

The waiter walks in.

Waiter: Hello, I'm Dean and I'll be serving you tonight.

Lodestar yanks off Dean’s clip-on tie and tosses it away.

Lodestar: Beat it, loser.

The waiter walks off embarrassed.

Rook: Jesus, Star! Can't you act civilized for once in your life?

Lodestar: Excuse me?!

Rook: We're picked for an episode on Table For 3 on the VGW Network, and you have to act like an asshole! That's not very ladylike.

Lodestar: You want ladylike? I'll show you--

Lodestar flips the dining table over.

Cake: (whining) Darn it! I was looking forward to finally having a nice dinner in a fancy-pants restaurant!

Cake pouts and folds his arms angrily.

Rook: See what you did, Lodestar?

Lodestar: Cake, I'm sorry, but this fancy-shmancy crap isn't me. Come on, guys. We're going on a field trip. We're gonna get some real food, my treat.

Cake: Goody!

Rook: All right, Star. This better be good.

BREAK

All three leave the restaurant and are now walking on the sidewalk.

Rook: All right. Where are we going? I'm starving.

Lodestar: Right here.

The three walk up to a food vendor.

Rook: A food truck?

Lodestar: Yeah, remember these?

Rook: Hell yeah! I haven't eaten at one of these since the ‘Burgh!

Lodestar: See?

Cake walks up to the vendor.

Cake: Excuse me, sir. Could I get a foot long?

Vendor: You sure can. Mustard, ketchup, relish or anything?

Cake: Got any mayo?

Vendor: Yep, right here.

The vendor hands Cake a bottle of mayo.

Vendor: How about you two?

Lodestar: Two large cheesesteaks with the works!

Vendor: Coming right up.

After everyone gets their food, they all start walking down the sidewalk.

Rook: Thanks, Star! This reminds me so much of home, especially being on the road so much.

Lodestar: I knew you'd appreciate it.