Sarah was juggling plates, and balancing her feet on a rolling pin, wearing a black skirt, white blouse, and striped socks. Her mother Betty, was putting ketchup on her cookies. She never put ketchup on cookies before, so she decided to give it a try. Then Sarah lost her balance on the rolling pin, and fell down, and the plates broke!
"Darn it!" hissed Sarah. "The plates have broken!"
"Too bad, sweetie!" said Betty, with ketchup filled cookies in her mouth.
"Shut up, Mom!" snarled Sarah. "Eat your stupid cookies!"
"Yes, Ma'am!" nodded Betty. "I'll shut up, and eat my stupid cookies."
"That's a good mom!" smiled Sarah. Then, she got a can of ginger ale from the fridge, and drank it. Just then, a frog came into the house, croaking. Sarah loved frogs. She decided to keep it.
Betty fell asleep at the table. She started snoring. Sarah hated when mom snored. She found it rather disturbing. So, she dragged her mom into the closet in her room, and locked her in. "That takes care of that problem," said Sarah. "Let me see if I can start packing for my trip to Delaware. I am gonna see a dude by the name of Wallace!"
Sarah got her suitcase, and packed her clothes, which consisted of blue jeans, red socks, and dresses. She changed out of her current attire, and was now dressed as Peter Pan. She left the house, got in her car, and headed for Delaware.
Date Of Story: April 3rd, 2018
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Silly Short Stories
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