Allison was up out of bed, and getting ready to face another day. Bright sunshine shone through her window. She said good morning to her little sister, Victoria, who was tied up on a chair with duct tape over her mouth. Allison brushed her teeth, and combed her long, brown hair. She then put her black shirt, black capris, and blue socks.
She opened the fridge to get some milk. She was gonna have Kellogs Frosted Flakes for breakfast. But the cereal wasn't on the table. "Where's my Frosted Flakes?" she demanded. "I need my Frosted Flakes!"
Her neighbor Gus tried sneaking off with her cereal, but Allison stopped him, just in time. "Not so fast, buster!" snarled Allison. Gus gave her cereal back. She poured some Frosted Flakes into her bowl, and also poured the milk in.
"Nobody better lay a finger on my Frosted Flakes," said Allison with her muffled mouth full of flakes.
"That's Butterfinger, ya stupid girl!" laughed Gus.
Allison's older brother, Jim, threw a brick at Gus, knocking him out cold, stars were floating around him like in a cartoon.
"Thanks, Jim!" said Allison.
"No problem, sis!" chuckled Jim. "That old goat should shut up!"
"Nobody better lay a finger on my Frosted Flakes," said Allison, for the 2nd time. Gus was still out cold with the cartoon stars still floating around him.
Date Of Story: April 30th, 2018
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Silly Short Stories
HumorA collection of short stories filled with silliness and nonsense, that will keep you entertained! :)
