Ruth was cooking eggs on the stove. She put some oil in the pan to make the eggs oily. Her daughter, Jezabel, was dancing in the den, and making sheep noises. She was wearing a white shirt, black jean shorts, and was barefoot. "Cut out that noise, Jezabel!" yelled Ruth.
"Ma, I am just having fun!" laughed Jezabel.
"You don't stop that dancing, you ain't getting no breakfast!" said Ruth. "Now cut that out!"
"No, Ma, I am gonna keep on dancing!" said Jezabel.
"That's it, no breakfast for you, missy!" yelled Ruth.
"I am going to the package store, and get myself a beer!" drawled Jezabel. She danced out of the house and into the hot, Alabama sun. Ruth just shook her head. Then she put her face in the frying pan, and burned herself. Then the sheriff poked his head inside.
"Y'all be careful, now!" he said.
"Git!" hissed Ruth.
"Yes, Ma'am!" said the sheriff, tipping his hat.
Ruth decided to shoot an alligator, and play with him. She put on her tall rubber boots with her blue jean shorts. She saw an alligator in the swamp, and shot him. "Gotcha now, dude!" chuckled Ruth. She took the dead gator out of the swamp, and took him home with her.
Date Of Story: April 1st, 2018
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Silly Short Stories
HumorA collection of short stories filled with silliness and nonsense, that will keep you entertained! :)
