Silly Short Stories

Messy

Jade was entering Burger King. She saw all the employees throwing burgers at each other. Packets of ketchup were on the tables, and the floor was mopped, but a girl started kissing the floor, and rolling on it. There were also goats in Burger King, eating the chicken nuggets. "Is this some kind of weird dream?" asked Jade.

"No, this is real, son!" said a guy.

"I am not a son, son!" said Jade.

"Then what are you?" he asked.

"I'm your worst nightmare!" snarled Jade. She punched the guy in the face, and kissed him. "Kiss me, you fool!"

"Why did you punch me for?" asked the guy.

"No reason!" giggled Jade. "What's your name, dude?"

"Dwayne!" he said. "What about you?"

"Jade!"

"Aw, cool!" said Dwayne. "You want a vanilla milkshake?"

"Yes!" said Jade. "You want a chocolate milkshake?"

"Yeah!" said Dwayne.

"Sir, give me a chocolate milkshake!" yelled Jade.

"Here ya go, cat!" said the employee.

"So I'm a cat now, eh?" said Jade. "Meow!"

"Sir, give me a chocolate milkshake!" yelled Dwayne.

"Here ya go, amigo!" said the employee. "Now, shut up!"

Jade poured the vanilla milkshake all over Dwayne, and he poured the chocolate milkshake all over her. A tall, Chinese dude, played the song Always and Forever by Heatwave, on his radio, while Jade and Dwayne slow danced to the music. They fell in love with each other. "I love you, Dwayne!" smiled Jade. "I love you too, baby girl!" said Dwayne.

Date Of Story: April 4th, 2018