Emma was wearing her yellow socks. She started jumping on her bed, and was eating a bucket of popcorn. She had a some pigs in her room, and a rabbit. The pigs were eating their slop on the floor, and the rabbit was eating his carrot. Then her mother, Katherine, came into her room. "Emma, take off those yellow socks!" she demanded.
"No!" said Emma. "I love my yellow socks!"
"Then, I will go kiss a bear!" said Katherine. "So long!"
"So long, Mom!" said Emma. Then, she stopped jumping on her bed, and got out a yellow marker, and drew on the wall. She drew the sun, and some clouds. Her father, Andrew came in.
"Hey, sport!" said Andrew. "Where's your mother?"
"She went to go kiss a bear," said Emma.
"Okay," said Andrew. "In that case, I am gonna kiss a hen!"
"So long, Dad!" sang Emma.
"So long, sport!" said Andrew. Then all of a sudden, Andrew fell down the stairs. Emma called the cops, and they came and arrested him for falling down the stairs. "Take him away, boys!" said Emma.
"Yes, Ma'am!" said the cop. "Love your yellow socks!"
"Thank you!" giggled Emma. "If I ever see you again, I'll bake a cake for you!"
"That would be great!" said the cop. "Take care!"
"Same to you, you idiot!" smiled Emma. Then, she went back upstairs to hide in her closet, and began fake crying.
Date Of Story: April 5th, 2018
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Silly Short Stories
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