Julia was bored out of her mind. She just ate the last chocolate chip cookie. It was a rainy day, and that just ruined her plans to go to the lake and scare away some ducks. She was wearing a striped shirt, black capris, and white socks. She put on her red lipstick. She wasn't going anywhere exciting. She just loved to put on red lipstick every now and then.
Then, she had an incredible idea. Annoy her daughter, Lois. Lois was in her room, reading a book. Her door was closed. That's how Lois always wanted it. Her door to her room closed when she was inside. Julia started banging on her door like a drum. "Stop it, Mom!" said Lois. "I'm trying to read!"
Julia continued banging on her door. "Mom, cut it out!" yelled Lois. "Stop banging on my door!"
Then, Julia opened her door, and gazed upon her daughter. "What cha reading, sport?" she asked.
"The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants," replied Lois, annoyed. "Can I please have some privacy?"
"It's 5 bucks if you want privacy!" said Julia."It's not free."
"Mom, come on!" whined Lois.
"Joking!" laughed Julia.
"Go away, Mom!" giggled Lois. "Leave me alone, so I can read my book, you dog!"
"Sure thing, honey!" chuckled Julia. "I love you, Lois!"
"I love you too, Mom!" smiled Lois.
Julia left her daughter's room, and closed her door. She then went outside to play with the dead alligator she got yesterday.
Date Of Story: May 18th, 2018
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