The Joker was in Quahog, Rhode Island. He was gonna pay Peter Griffin a visit. He saw his house, and rang the doorbell. Lois answered the door. "Hello, Joker!" said Lois. "You here to see Peter?"
"Yes!" laughed Joker. "Where is he?"
"He is on the couch with Superman," said Lois.
"Okay!" said Joker. He rudely pushed Lois out of the way, and made his way to the couch, where Peter and Superman were sitting, watching tv.
"Hey, Joker!" said Peter. "What's up?"
"Not much!" said Joker. "What's up with you?"
"Same!" said Peter.
"You didn't say hi to me!" complained Superman.
"Hi, Superman!" said Joker.
"That's better!" said Superman. "Where's Batman?"
"None of your business!" hissed Joker. "That's for ME to know!"
"Okay, whatever," said Superman.
"So, Peter, how are Cleveland, Joe, and Quagmire doing?" asked Joker.
"They're doing good," said Peter. "I'll tell them you said hi. When do you go back to Gotham City?"
"Tomorrow," said Joker. "I am spending the night here."
"Okay," said Peter. You can sleep in our room. I'm sure Lois won't mind."
"Of course not!" smiled Lois.
"Thanks!" said Joker. "Lois, I want to apologize for pushing you earlier."
"It's okay, Joker!" chuckled Lois. "You should push Meg!"
"Where is she?" asked Joker.
"She is at the mall with her friends," said Lois.
"Where is Chris?" asked Joker.
"He's in Virginia," said Lois.
"For what?" asked Joker.
"None of your business!" snarled Lois.
"Sorry," said Joker.
"I'm kidding!" laughed Lois. "He's in Virginia, seeing his friend, Pam!"
"Ha ha, nice!" laughed Joker. "What about Stewie and Brian?"
"They're at a writing conference in Boston!" said Lois.
"Nice!" said Joker.
"Do you ever stop talking?" asked Superman.
"Shut up, Superman!" yelled Joker.
"Okay, sorry," said Superman.
Date Of Story: April 7th, 2018
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