Silly Short Stories

Superman Don't Be Silly

"Look! Up in the sky!"

"It's a bird!

"It's a plane!"

"It's Superman, and he's being silly!"

Superman was gargling with pink lemonade and burping. Lois Lane didn't find that funny at all. Superman was supposed to be a hero, not act silly. So she just had to say something. "Superman, don't be silly, please!" said Lois. "You're a superhero, and you're supposed to act like one!"

"I'm just having some fun!" said Superman.

"Drink the pink lemonade, and stop gargling!" demanded Lois. "And say excuse me, when you burp!"

"Okay, sorry!" said Superman.

"What are you?" asked Lois.

"A superhero," replied Superman.

"Do superheros behave like that?" asked Lois, as if she was talking to a five year old.

"No," said Superman.

"Does Batman act silly?" asked Lois.

"No," said Superman.

"Okay, you got a job to do!" said Lois. "See ya later!"

Superman prevented a school bus from going off a cliff, and all the kids cheered and chanted his name.

"Superman! Superman! Superman! Superman!"

"Hey, kids! Watch me belch!" said Superman. He opened a can of Cherry Coke, and burped the loudest, longest burp! All the kids were disgusted.

"Ew!" said a girl. "That's gross, Superman!"

"If you're a superhero, you need to act like it!" said a boy.

"Aw, shut up!" snapped Superman. He pushed the bus off the cliff, killing everyone and the bus driver.

"Superman! What have you done?" screamed Lois.

"Lois, it isn't what it looks like!" stammered Superman.

"I'm calling the police!" said Lois.

"But, I'm a hero!" protested Superman. "Heroes can't go to jail!"

"You're a murderer, Superman!" said Lois. She called the police. "Please come and arrest Superman! He pushed a school bus off a cliff, and killed the kids and bus driver!"

The police came and handcuffed Superman. "You have the right to remain silent!" said the policeman. "Anything you say will go against you in a court of law."

Superman was taken to the police station. "I'm such an idiot," muttered Superman.

Date Of Story: April 7th, 2018