wild (danisnotonfire fanfic)

Internet days

*beep beep beep* urgh how I loathe that sound just that little constant beep in the morning drives me insane. The thought of waking up and being productive is sickening like why can't I lie in bed all day and not be judged for it? Should I hit snooze or should I get up not the hardest question to answer but I guess I will have to get up as I promised my danosaurs I would do a video and it would be up for tonight.

"Dan do you want some bacon?" Phil shouts up to me from the kitchen. "urgh yeah whatever." I sarcastically say as I pull my sleepy body from my cocoon of warmth and bed sheets. My feet plod down the stairs ,making more noise then usual, to greet Phil and my breakfast.

As I enter the kitchen I can't help but giggle as Phil has a oversized onsie on made by a viewer and his old glasses on trying to cook our bacon whilst frying his egg. Confused by my giggling Phil questions me "what's so funny Dan...do I have something on my face!?" This made me laugh even more so Phil assumed he had something on his face so started to frantically wipe his face with his grease covered hands. Of course this now made Phil look even more ridiculous then before so I ended up in a laughing fit on our floor.

Once I had finished my slightly burnt bacon (Phil was so concerned about me laughing he completely forgot to check on our food.) I assumed my internet browsing position and decided to check my tumblr. Bad move as I spent 2 hours re-blogging posts instead of working on my new video. After a while of pondering I finally decided that my new video would be a truth or dare 6 as it was a quick video to film and edit.

Regardless that I hadn't sent out a tweet to ask for truth or dares I started to set up my camera and my equipment. I then realised that I was still in my pj's and I can't do a video in my pj's unless...no I will just get dressed and have a shower.

"hey guys I'm filming in a minute but I need you to give me a truth or dare!" I read aloud my tweet to make sure I hadn't made a mistake and then posted it. Within a minute I had already got several hundred truth or dares even Phil tweeted back.

Just on cue Phil then waltzed into my room with a broad grin on his face "so does Daniel want any help to film his new video for his adoring teen fans or can he do something by himself for once?" I blush as Phil was right I never did a video by myself I always had someone to help me and usually it was Phil. "uh yeah that would be nice as you know the dares get a bit crazy so I wouldn't be able to film it." I say it as if I never get any help normally but my now deep red blush says otherwise.

Finally after 2 long hours of filming I was ready to edit. Apparently this video wasn't going to take up much time but NO after I finished editing the total time of working on this video was 4 hours. In all the commotion of my new video being done me and Phil had completely forgot about eating lunch or anything for that matter.

I still hadn't eaten properly yet I had just been snacking on my all time favourite treat malteasers.

Well considering it was 9:30 my stomach was rumbling as loud as an earthquake because of my hunger but me being the lazy person I am I couldn't be bothered to cook so just ordered some Chinese.

*knock knock* after an hour of waiting my Chinese finally had came woooop little happy dance! As I opened the door a young man stood there with a letter instead of the chinese delivery man with my food. Ugggh god what does this man want I hope he isn't a crazy fan boy who has stalked me and Phil...

"hey there are you daniel james howell? I have been sent to give you this letter and I need your reply ASAP."

"yes indeed I am the man you speak of, should I write a reply now and give it to you?"

"That would be unnecessary sir as this letter needs a bit of thought before replying but we would like a reply by the end of the week."

"oh, well okay then and it's Internet cult leader not sir." I giggle at my own joke but this man doesn't find it funny maybe he actually has a life unlike me.

"I will be going now and here is your Chinese si...internet cult leader." He hands me a plastic bag that had been behind him and slams the door in my face.

My mind now occupied with my food rather than the mystery letter I gallop up the stairs and set the table out. Me being the clumsy person I am end up dropping the cutlery making a loud tinkling noise.

"God Dan keep the noise down you don't want to wake up the hamster do you?" Phil innocently says as he strokes our little furry friend, striker. Trust Phil to call our new pet striker like we could of had a nice name but Phil didn't want that he wanted the 'most awesome' name there is, so striker it was. oh yeah and after Phil had named it we found out that it was a she so from then on I called her Becky, ironically.

"Phil I think you woke her up by taking her out of her cage. " I say with arrogance as I know I'm right. Phil then strops off to the office to put Becky back in her cage.

I then resume setting out the table and I put our food out so Phil will get the aroma of it and come to eat. Sure enough he stomps down the stairs, opens the glass door and slumps himself into his super squishy seat. Then Phil starts to dish up his food taking an extremely large amount of noodles. Me being the greedy person I am had already eaten half my Chinese before Phil had even sat down and now I was shoveling in the over half. I now really regret doing that as I feel so sick.

After a while of awkward silence Phil spoke up "So Daniel what is that letter over there?" he pointed his head to the kitchen desktop were my long forgotten letter lay. "Is it some weird you tube challenge or just a bill?"

"To be honest Phillip I have no idea as I haven't opened the letter yet" I quickly say before he has a chance to question me again "and I'm not opening it till tomorrow as it is too late to be troubling my mind with the content of that letter." To be sure I have convinced him that I'm tired I yawn and then walk off to my room.

In all seriousness the only reason I didn't want to open the letter was I was scared of what it would say. Well I think I'm just going to sleep on my troubles tonight.

hai! so I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of my first ever fanfic. sorry that I'm really bad at updating but whenever I get an amazing idea I'm in school so can't go on wattpad :'(

if you find a mistake please tell me and I will change it straight away.

it would be great if I got some feedback positive or negative hopefully positive!

love a super crazy fangirl Olivia ^-^