Self Loathing (Dr. Alto Clef x Reader) | An SCP Fanfiction

A Normal Conversation

(Y/N)'s POV-

I walked in the office, not saying a word to the man working behind the desk. For once, he was actually working. "You okay?" Like I said. Was.

"Yeah, just have a lot on my mind." I sigh out, and continue putting files in order. It was silent for a minute, with the occasional shuffling of papers.

"You wanna talk about it?" He asked. I flinched. The Alto Clef, a conversation? What?

"Who are you and what have you done to Alto?" He chuckled a bit before facing me with a serious expression. 

"But seriously, do you want to talk about it?" I looked into his eyes, only to see all was serious.

"Sure, why not." I started, "Kondraki has been making fun of me, everyone of the guards found out I could sing somehow. When I asked where they got the information from, they merely said it was water cooler talk. Then, Dr. Gears decided 'Oh hey! Let's go on and put more work on their shoulders!' And gave me a bunch of files to type out, then the fucking T-Rex got out of containment and made me ride him off into the fucking sunset. Until he got caught." I finished off my rant.

"Who's the fucking T-Rex?" I looked at him.

"682." I stated. He nodded.

"Where's Kondraki?" He asked again.

"In his office." I told him.

"Alright, now." He got up and started walking out the door, I followed after him. 

"The fuck you doing?" 

"To the Intercom room!" He cheered. I sighed, this is going to be a disaster.

_A Few Minutes Later_

"Alright, you fuck nuggets, listen up. Anyone who starts rumors about Dr. Alto Clef's Assistant Researcher Dr. Wolf is going to have a fucking talk with him. And Believe me it isn't pleasant. At all. Don't make fun of them, don't do anything to provoke them, and maybe you won't get your ass beaten. Understood? Good. Go back to what you were doing now." And with that, he walked off. I looked at him astonished.

He defended me.

He actually defended me. .

"Hey, you comin?" I look over to him, and got a little flustered. 

"Yeah, I'm coming." I stuttered out. I could feel his smile on me as we walk out. "You didn't have to do that. . ."

"Yes I did" He retaliated. I glared at him.

"No, you really didn't."

"Yes, I really did." 

"No."

"Yes"

"Lying Bright!"

"What?" Suddenly we see a random cardboard cut out of Dr. Bright. "What the fuck did Bright do this time?"

"I didn't do anything." I ended up jumping into Clef's arms who caught me, and started to laugh.

"Hello, Jack." Alto greeted.

"Wanna break the fourth wall? In front of Kondraki?" Jack smiled sadistically.

"Fuck yeah!" Alto yelled. I giggled as we started our way down to Kondraki's office.

"King of the Boooterflies, here we come!" I cheered. We all laughed as I fist pumped the air.

~Time Skip~

"Why are you doing this to me?! I just wanted to get my shit done!" 

"Because it's fuckin fun!" Alto replied smoothly with a smirk on his face.

We were all in Kondraki's office, breaking the fourth wall.

"Come on, Konny. It's fuckin funny, and you know it." Clef laughed. I giggled.

"Don't worry, I don't think the readers mind much. I mean, the Author sure doesn't!" Kondraki screamed.

"God fucking damn it! Out!" We all laughed and ran out as he got one of his swords.

"That was awesome!" Bright laughed out. We agreed and decided to go to the lunch room.

"I'ma get a TACO!!!" I yelled out, running to the line.

"Taco's are great."

"Taco's are what the Author is having tonight for dinner." Alto replied bluntly. He had a mischievous grin plastered on his face, what is he up to?

"Spoilers for next chapter, maybe there's gonna be a Q&A? Or, are we gonna meet the Agent herself?"

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Word Count: 651

Author Inspired: xXEndlessXx

A/N: God damn it, Alto. Oh well. Yeah, it's either gonna be one of those. Because so many of you are reading my book, I have decided you guys may have some questions. Or if you'd like, you'd want to meet me in the next chapter? You guys pick and tell me in the comments below. I wouldn't mind answering questions, neither would they. Or I wouldn't mind putting myself in my book. You'd only see me once though. Anyways, I will see you all later. Bye!