Me: You know a good way to make money?
                              Friend 1: Prostitution!
                              Friend 2: Selling drugs!
                              Me: Donating your organs!
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Me: You could be an illegal pharmacist. Oh, that's what we should call it - not a drug dealer, an illegal pharmacist!
                                      
                                          
                                   
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HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
 
                                               
                                                  