Boy: Sorry I was late to class, I got my little boy stuck in a vending machine.
Teacher: *didn't hear him* Why are you late?
Boy: I got my little boy stuck in a vending machine!
Teacher: You can't -
Boy: I got my dick stuck in a vending machine!
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
