Me: *looking at Friend 1's handwritten homework* Aw, that's cute.
Friend 1: I developed carpal tunnel syndrome from this shit.
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Me: This is ostracism. We are ostracizing you.Friend 1: This will affect my development.
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Friend 2: It has been a long day.Me: It is 9:23 in the morning.
Friend 2: Shut the fuck up.
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Friend 1: I hate the word "fertile!"Me: Fertile?
Friend 1: ...
Me: I'm just fertile checking that fertile is the word that you fertile hate fertile.
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...