Boy 1: I had to pretend that what she said was mean and hurt me, because what she said was mean and it hurt me.
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Boy 2: I said that she had kissed a lot of guys and it felt like I was kissing all of them. She thought I was joking. I was not. It felt like I was kissing those guys and it was disgusting.
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Girl: I can be charged as an adult now, I don't wanna do that.
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Boy 2: No, but seriously, I need my shoe back. This is serious! I'm missing a left foot!
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HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...