Friend 1: Tylenol is a gateway drug to meth, folks. You heard it here first.
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Me: I'm gonna burden my friends with my problems until they go away.
Friend 2: Oh, that's not my plan.
Me: What's your plan?
Friend 2: I don't really have one. Be a sister slut and see what happens.
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
