Friend 1: I would marry a 74-year-old if he was rich. I would marry a millionaire squirrel.
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Friend 2: I brought you a brownie.Me: Where is it?
Friend 2: I ate it.
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Friend 3: Are alcoholics more flammable?
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Me: That's a pretty pen!Friend 1: Your MOM'S a pretty pen!
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...